Here are a few classic lines that have been saved from the zone.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must
have been a long and lonely journey.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to
put it!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head
that far up my ass.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
You've got an IQ of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.
Here is an old pick from the Comenchero's summer outing.
Here is Birdman and a friend bringing some bait.
